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Improper Cup Tea

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Improper Cup Tea

Improper Cup is an expressive tea collection featuring delicious, high quality loose-leaf tea blends in a very non-standard look. All tea blends are vegan, gluten-free, ethically sourced, and sugar free with no additives or artificial colors. Complete the purchase with a unique tea infuser, too!


Adulting Sucks Tea

Product Details — Item 9452

This tea definitely does not. Ingredients: Black tea, Papaya, Blackberry leaves, Ginger, Peach, Calendula, Marigold and Sunflowers petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant). 40G - 20 cups. Contains caffeine.

$12.75

 

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Calm the Fuck Down Tea

Product Details — Item 9458

Sip in, breathe out. Ingredients: Green tea, Lemongrass, Tangerine pieces, Rosemary, Sage leaves, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant). 35 G - 20 cups. Contains caffeine.

$12.75

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Float-Tea Tea Infuser

Product Details — Item 5776

Float one in your cup. Throw a miniature pool party in your mug with FLOAT-TEA. Simply fill the stainless steel bottom with loose tea, twist on the top, sit back and relax.

$16.95

 

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Hot Dog Tea Infuser

Product Details — Item 5778

A mug's best friend. Fill Fred's adorable HOT DOG tea infuser with your favorite loose tea, perch him in your cup, then obediently wait for the tea to steep. You'll be begging for more! BPA- and phthalate- free.

$12.95

 

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Hungover as Hell Tea

Product Details — Item 9459

Steep away from last night's drunk-texting. Ingredients: Rooibos, Spearmint, Lemongrass, Nettle, Lavender, Passion flower, Lemon verbena, Rose petals, Willow bark, Plum and Mallow petals. 30 G - 20 cups. Caffeine-free.

$12.75

 

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Men are Morons Tea

Product Details — Item 9455

For all the single women who'd rather drink tea than date online. Ingredients: Black tea, Calendula, Sunflower, Marigold petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant). 45G - 20 cups. Contains caffeine.

$12.75

 

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PurrTea Tea Infuser

Product Details — Item 5779

Brew the purrrfect cup of tea! Fill Fred's PURR TEA with your favorite loose tea leaves, hang its little paws on the edge of your cup, and you'll be curling up with the coziest cuppa in no time. BPA- and phthalate-free.

$12.95

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Ray of F-ing Sunshine Tea

Product Details — Item 9453

Especially for those who sleep in and don't do mornings. Ingredients: Moringa, Mate, Lemon, Cinnamon, Orange, Strawberry leaves, Butterfly blue pea flowers, Safflower and Calendula Petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant). 28G - 20 cups. Contains caffeine.

$12.75

 

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Sexy Time Tea

Product Details — Item 9457

Get your partner feeling frisky and brew for two. Condoms not included. Ingredients: Black tea, Ginger, Cinnamon, Cardamom, Black & White pepper, Clove, Nutmeg, Jasmine, Rose, Lavender petals. 50G - 22 cups. Contains caffeine.

$12.75

 

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Sick as Shit Tea

Product Details — Item 9456

Stay the fuck home and sip on this throat-soothing blend. Ingredients: Ginger, Licorice, Tulsi (Holy Basil), Dandelion leaves, Burdock root, Rose petals, Elder flowers, Safflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant). 35G - 20 cups. Caffeine-free.

$12.75

 

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Slow Brew Tea Infuser

Product Details — Item 5777

Hang out with a cup of tea. Take a break from your frantic pace and let SLOW BREW make you the ideal cup of tea. This sweet sloth infuser is made of heat-resistant, BPA-free silicone and hangs patiently inside your mug or cup. Dishwasher and microwave safe.

$12.95

 

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Tired as Fuck Tea

Product Details — Item 9451

A calming blend to sip before hitting the fart sack. Steep for sleep. Ingredients: Lemongrass, Peppermint, Camomile, Rosehip, Spearmint, Valerian Root, Hibiscus, Cornflower petals, Natural flavors (Organic Compliant). 33G - 20 cups. Caffeine-free.

$12.75

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Wake the Fuck Up Tea

Product Details — Item 9454

Get your ass in gear with this high-voltage caffeine blend. Ingredients: Black tea. 45G - 20 cups. Contains caffeine.

$12.75

 

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Zen as Fuck Tea

Product Details — Item 9450

Skip yoga and drink this tea to zone out. Ingredients: Green tea, Cucumber slices, Natural flavors (Organic Complaint). 40g - 20 cups. Contains caffeine.

$12.75

 

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