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Stocking Stuffers

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Stocking Stuffers

From wacky to silly to useful, this eclectic mix of stocking stuffers is sure to please just about everyone on your shopping list. A favorite for white elephant gift exchanges, too!


Borrow My Pen

Products Details — Item 5802

You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe's Garage or Nancy's House of Insurance? Well the sick minds at Fred have taken it one step too far with this subversive collection of immortal advertising keepsakes. Hand 'em out to your friends, your parole officer, your boss... when you say 'Borrow My Pen?' you'll ALWAYS make an impression. Includes 8 memorable styles.

$8.95

 

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Cake Candelabra

Products Details — Item 5824

Now here's something that really takes the cake... our Cake Candelabra is a show-stopping, jaw-dropping, birthday cake topping. Nine finely-turned candles fit perfectly into the silver-toned base, creating a stunning centerpiece for your cake. You deserve the finer things in life, so celebrate in style! Approximately 5" tall.

$11.95

 

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Cat Bonnet

Products Details — Item 9835

The Cat Bonnet is just what the name promises. It’s a bonnet for your cat! Not every kitty is some kind of a vain showoff. Some cats long for the plain and simple life. Also perfect for playing Little Kitty on the Prairie or Dr. Whiskers, Medicine Cat on those lonely Friday nights. This 100% cotton bonnet with satin lining fits most cats and frees them from a lifestyle of conceited preening.

$7.95

 

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Cat Bowtie

Products Details — Item 9840

f your cat is dapper and sophisticated, this is the perfect addition to its wardrobe. Some cats are too good for scratch posts and dry food, the kind of cat that wears a bowtie will only sharpen its claws on designer clothes and eat the worst smelling wet food. This 3-1/2” wide Cat Bowtie is made of silky black fabric with elastic band on the back so it can slide onto a cat-sized collar. That is one classy kitty! Comes in a 3-3/4” x 2-1/2” x 3/4” tin.

$6.95

 

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Chicken Bag

Products Details — Item 1109

Go cluck yourself up with our refreshingly unique take on the hand bag; our Chicken Bags are sure to put your day on its sunny side up. The bag is made from easy to clean rubber and a nylon base and lining. 8 x 8 x 13”

$40.00

 

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Chicken Coin Purse

Products Details — Item 1110

As adorable as its big sister, this size is perfectly portable and holds all kinds of goodies including loose change, jewelry, or odds and ends. 4 x 2.5 x 2.75"

$16.95

 

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Emergency Googly Eyes

Products Details — Item 9814

Googly eyes make everything better! Our Emergency Googly Eyes come in a beautiful, eye-catching tin filled with twenty pairs of plastic eyes in four different sizes. Just expose their adhesive backs and start sticking them on stuff. Warning: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

$5.95

 

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Emergency Underpants

Products Details — Item 9838

Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now whenever a particularly stressful or scary situation threatens to ruin your evening, you can just pull out your Emergency Underpants and get a pair of disposable unisex underwear. Fits most adults.

$4.95

 

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Factometer

Products Details — Item 5792

Change your perspective on the weather. Fred's all-season FACTOMETER gives you accurate temperature and amusing facts - from the hottest recorded temperature on earth, to the point when antifreeze freezes. Guaranteed to amuse and inform all year long. Sturdy, enamel-coated steel construction. 4.5"w x 8.5"t.

$15.95

 

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Finger Cats

Products Details — Item 9842

Finger Cats are a set of adorable cat finger puppets that you can tuck in your pocket and take with you everywhere. Now you can always have a cat at the tip of your fingers! They come in four different styles (breeds) and are perfect for putting on a kitty puppet show that is almost certainly guaranteed to annoy actual cats. Each soft vinyl cat is 2" tall, mischievous and adorable. Set includes 4 assorted cats. Warning: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

$9.00

 

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Finger Monsters

Products Details — Item 9805

Finger Monsters are a total favorite! These 2" tall fiends are perfect for low (and we mean really low) budget puppet shows. Each one has a different excited facial expression ranging from a panic-induced menace to a menacing panic, so the possibilities are endless. Set includes 5 assorted finger monsters. Warning: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

$6.95

 

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Finger Zombies

Products Details — Item 9805

Exposed brains, open wounds, missing limbs... Ahh, to be a zombie. Crafted from soft, floppy rubber, these glow-in-the-dark 1-3/4" to 2" tall undead finger puppets come in five different styles. Create puppet shows to entertain and distract during long flights and road trips. Mount them on top of your office/school supplies to mark them as your own. Set includes 5 assorted finger zombies. Warning: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

$6.95

 

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Inflatable Party Hat for Cats

Products Details — Item 9829

We like to imagine that every time we leave the house, our cats start to party. Whether it’s kitty’s birthday or your birthday, this vinyl 6-1/2" Inflatable Party Hat for Cats will help you celebrate. Just attach the colorful hat to a feline noggin using our four-point elastic strap system and let the party begin. Printed with “Happy Birthday.” It’s my purr-ty and I’ll meow if I want to.

$4.50

 

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Lunch Bugs

Products Details — Item 5810

Whether your favorite brown-bagger is full-grown or pint-size, here's a way you can add some zing to their lunch break - just pack their meals in Lunch Bugs, the sandwich bags with a supersized creepy-crawly printed right on it. These reusable zip-to-lock storage bags are also a fool-proof anti-theft device if your office is plagued with freeloading fridge raiders. Guaranteed to put an end to lunchroom larceny! Includes 24 bags.

$9.95

 

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Port-a-Pint

Products Details — Item 5806

Pack a Port-a-Pint folding beer glass in your pocket and you'll be ready to knock one back at a moment's notice. Just flick your wrist and the cup magically extends. Pour. Enjoy. Port-a-Pint comes in its own storage case.

$7.95

 

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Public Toilet Survival Kit

Products Details — Item 9818

You never know when you're going to encounter a public toilet with some cleanliness issues, so make sure you're prepared with this Public Toilet Survival Kit. Each kit includes one toilet seat cover, a tissue pack and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves which should be enough to keep you safe and sanitary in even the most challenging conditions. Do yourself a favor and keep one of these 3-3/4" tall metal tins with you at all times when you travel.

$6.95

 

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Racing Possum

Products Details — Item 9846

This Racing Possum features a souped-up, pull-back, four-wheeled version of an opossum built for speed and garbage eating. Whether they’re digging through your trash, eating ticks off a deer or drag racing in the alley behind your place, this 3-3/4" soft vinyl and plastic titan of trash is really careening down the final stretch into your heart. Adorably horrible! Includes 1 racing possum, styles will vary. Warning: Choking hazard. Small parts. Not suitable for children under 3 years.

$4.50

 

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Trick of the Day Prank Collection

Products Details — Item 9830

Involved in a prank war? This set of seven classic tricks, pranks and practical jokes will give you a whole week's worth of hilarious horseplay. Each set includes a Whoopee Cushion, a Joy Buzzer, a Nail Through Finger trick, a piece of Trick Candy, a pack of Snapping Gum, a Fake Ketchup Mess and a Fly in the Ice Cube trick.

$14.95

 

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